As a long time Disney theme park fanatic I found
this page (via
thingsmagazine)of park signs to be more than worthy of a decent hard-on. Sophisticated holiday makers usually shy away from a Disney vacation as the thought of a happy place created in the mind of a nazi, jew hating, racist homophobe makes them a bit uneasy. I, on the other hand, think that this is more than enough reason to visit (plus I like to be called ‘Sir’ several times a day).
The dark side of WDW in Florida is not hidden very well and it wouldn’t take Angela Lansbury long to start uncovering wicked goings on at every corner. ALL the male employees at Disney World are gay and the females are fifty year old grannies who like nothing more than hanging out with their gay colleagues at leather bars in downtown Orlando. Just meandering through the gift shops listening to the matronly staff gossiping…
“Kenny’s new boyfriend has a thick brass ring between his anus and testicles, oh! good afternoon Sir, just the one Mickey Mouse hat?”
…is worthy of the horrendous prices they charge. All is not well at Disney at the moment, share prices plunging and low visitor numbers, so now seems like as good a time to visit as any. Staying in one of the twenty immaculate Disney hotels and having no car (therefore no escape) is surely an experience that will send the Tuscany crowds mental, but not us. No siree. We will ooo and ah at the manicured lawns, the piped Disney tunes, the heated pools, the expensive breakfasts, the beefy bell boy, the fireworks, the cheeriness of everyone and the sheer
fun of
every minute of
every day.
Good job I didn’t post this yesterday as you’d all think I was joking.
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My April 1st prank was pretty weak compared to others yesterday. I'd rather poke a shitty stick in my eyes than excercise.
Currently loving the last album by the Beautiful South, Gaze. The song 101% Man is very interesting. Lyrics below. Interview with Gay Times
here. I've always had a 'thing' for
Dave Hemingway but it now takes on a much more fascinating perspective.
I’ve seen these people described as mad
But find men kissing too odd
Say all their friends are gay when in fact
They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod
And all those threats if you keep kissing
They're gonna go report you to god
Yet if Christ really had that many disciples
There was probably one of you in his squad
And any news you receive would lead you to believe
Of the other world little is known
So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater
With kids don’t try this at home
There are gay men who've knocked homophobics clean out
When most would have turned and ran
Gay men who hate it when they get called queer
And gay men who don’t give a damn
Some gay men go wearing women’s makeup
Just to prove to themselves they can
And on the masculine side of this whole wide world
There is no 101% man
Those who have only seen Gay Pride
Think it’s a life long license to shock
But men have kissed men since way back when
If you were caught you’d be put in a stock
And when the Tom Robinson band sang
"Sing if you’re glad to be gay"
We all joined in, and though most of us weren’t
The song seemed to show us the way
And as the song reached it's end you looked for the friend that
That made singing along feel O.K
It aint San Francisco but your end of term disco
And the dancefloor's beginning to sway
There are gay who've knocked homophobics clean out
When most would have turned and ran
Gay men who hate it when they get called queer
And gay men who don’t give a damn
Some gay men go wearing women’s makeup
Just to prove to themselves they can
And on the masculine side of this whole wide world
There's no 101% man
Man
