Woman who bit off boyfriend's testicles is back in court for breaching order after they got back tog...

Maria Topp (pictured) says she was 'stabbed in the back' by Martin Douglas after he reported her to police in Newcastle for breaching her restraining order.

Hair Ball of the Day: Soldier Rescued A Baby Squirrel And Now They’re Best Friends: Photos |

Belarusian soldiers found this baby squirrel close to death and brought it to their warrant officer, Pyotr Pankratau. He nursed the squirrel to health, feeding it every four hours. Now, two years later, Pankratau is a cab driver and the squirrel, Minsk, is never far from his side.viaSource: sodahead...

Our dog wishes this to be known...

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give thanks this Sunday for the perfect bear-d...

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bin there dun that

bin there dun that, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

russet apples awaiting harvest

russet apples awaiting harvest, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

a vintage car lives behind here

a vintage car lives behind here, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

pottery garden gate decor

pottery garden gate decor, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

cobbledegook

cobbledegook, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

terracotta kill colonel

terracotta kill colonel, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

anti climb axe

anti climb axe, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

centre-parting to poopsville

centre-parting to poopsville, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

trimmed the old-school way, with knife and saw

trimmed the old-school way, with knife and saw, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

from the beautiful gardens of Britain series

from the beautiful gardens of Britain series, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

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BBC News - Stolen dog finds its own way home in Lancashire

A dog has made its own way home after being stolen from a petrol station two miles away.

I told her not to wear the 'Canada' sweatshirt to school on photo day.

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I saw this and immediately thought of 'beat the clock' by sparks.

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Blackpool Transport canteen this morning...

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Guy trying to cure friend's hiccups accidentally kills him

On Sunday evening, US Army private first class Isaac Lawrence Young, 22, was drinking and watching football with his buddies when he got the hiccups. His pal Pfc. Patrick Edward Myers, 27, pulled out a gun to scare him and cure the hiccups, but he accidentally shot Young in the face and killed him. …

September 27, 2012 at 06:36PM

Don't forget, the clocks change tonight.

Happy Days actress Erin Moran 'is homeless' - Daily TV round-up

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Northumberland Avenue in Cleveleys last night.

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liquid centre!

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Nothing says 'Autumn' more than 2 cats on a scooter heading for a picnic.

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I love the way that some folk, when faced with the prospect of a few days away, choose to come to Blackpool instead of their 2nd homes in Cannes or Sardinia. #beautifulBlackpool

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Trailer for The Rise and Fall of the Clash

[Video Link] This looks like a sad documentary about my favorite band, The Clash. The Rise and Fall of the Clash features previously unseen footage of the band at work and at play, interviews with the individual band members and with those who knew them well, and traces the downward trajectory of a …

September 23, 2012 at 09:26PM

Ask yourself, what would Husker Du?

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Darren, Witch Woods, Lytham

Darren, Witch Woods, Lytham, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham

Witch Woods, Lytham, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

My Bible.

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Halloween next month. Better get some sweets in. Darren Rigby caused mayhem in this get-up last year.

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September 23, 2012 at 08:43AM

the first teenagers of the 00's will be here soon.

After the first frost of autumn last night, a beautiful summers day (1 month late).

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brilliant. want.

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Breaking Bad IRL: chemistry teacher busted for cooking meth, selling at school where he teaches

East Texas chemistry teacher William Duncan, like Breaking Bad protagonist Walter White, applied his love of chemistry to a promising side job as a methamphetamine cook. He was busted for selling home-brewed crystal in the parking lot of the same junior high school where he taught science. He has no…

Bus cab converted into office

A fellow in Hungary converted the front of a salvaged bus into a fantastic workspace "cubicle." Reminds me a bit of the VW Westfalias converted into an office at IDEO's Palo Alto headquarters and a conference room at TuneUp Media. "A Scrapped Bus Cab Turned into Awesome Working Place" (woohome)

September 20, 2012 at 10:47PM

Finally watched Coraline and loved it. Was put off for ages cos local bible shop had a poster for it in the window so I assumed it would be dogma laden. Quite the opposite, in fact I'm surprised they promoted it at all.

Milk on the table.

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September 19, 2012 at 06:37PM

Day off: walk dog on beach, go swimming (heated pool NOT sea), go to Iceland (shop NOT country), defrost freezer with screwdriver & hammer (doubling capacity!), cut hands to ribbons tethering pampass grass plants, watch GBBO and actually have drool on chin.

The Arrival: graphic introduction to steampunk ARG

The Arrival is the opening salvo in a multi-year, multimedia steampunk alternate reality based in London. It tells the story of how restless mechanical servants were brought to Victorian England, servants who had to move always to recharge their batteries (this alternate world has a different sort o…

Homophobic theory of dinosauric extinction

Origin unknown: a brochure attributing the extinction of dinosaurs to their rampant homosexuality. Quite possibly a parody. (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

Sunday morning coffee cup cookies.

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BBC News - Why I secretly recorded my life

Radio producer David Weinberg explains why he became obsessed with recording his life in secret - and what happened when he confessed.

Me too

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Tom Tom Club's first EP in 10+ years:

This is a good month for Talking Heads fans. Tomorrow, David Byrne's magnum opus book on music and technology How Music Works ships, and today, Tom Tom Club -- the band founded by Heads Tina Weymouth and Chris Franz -- releases its first EP in ten years: Downtown Rockers. Downtown Rockers is just wh…

Walt Disnizzle Mixtape

Our dear former comments moderator Arkizzle (aka Arkham.p.77) has released a fantastic "mashup of classic Disney songs vs hip-hop vocals and drum-breaks. It's 77 minutes long, full of little jokes and juxtapositions that will be half gotten by everyone and probably only fully gotten by some bizarre …

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September 12, 2012 at 05:34PM

"Don't blame me for being 30 minutes late Madam. Blame Mr Cavendish and Mr Wiggins." #gettingitintheneck

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September 12, 2012 at 11:24AM

Jessie Ware album and new XX album...perfect bedfellows. Both stunning. Like unidentical twins.

secret garden

secret garden, originally uploaded by fylde bus driver.

497 vhs tapes

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September 09, 2012 at 10:32PM

Did I imagine Vivienne Westwood hholding up a 'REVOLUTION' banner at the Paralympic Closing Ceremony?

September 09, 2012 at 08:23PM

baa ram ewe, to your fleece be true.

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September 09, 2012 at 10:13AM

I defended borepop last year but now feel I was wrong. Ms Sande, Ms Mitiku and your Queen, Adele should leave now. And please take your boyfriends with you; Mumfords & Sheerhan.

New Transport Minister convicted in 2009 of careless driving in incident that left cyclist with brok...

Conservative MP told police coast was clear as he drove out of Houses of Parliament - CCTV evidence proved otherwise

Where airplanes go to die

Unknown Fields (UF) is a design studio, originating in London’s Architectural Association, that "ventures out on annual expeditions to the ends of the earth exploring unreal and forgotten landscapes, alien terrains and obsolete ecologies." Mark Pilkington, author of Mirage Men and publisher of Stran…

Musicians on file-sharing, record industry as Monsanto

On TechDirt, Mike Masnick rounds up three thoughtful and thought-provoking statements from musicians about the way that their careers can be helped by piracy, and the how the response to downloading is bad for art and society. I was especially impressed with this op-ed from Doomtree Collective's Des…

We Got Power!: Hardcore Punk Scenes from 1980s Southern California - exclusive photo gallery excerpt

Jello Biafra as the president of the United States in Lovedolls Superstar, occupying an empty office adjacent to SST/Global, 1985. JORDAN SCHWARTZ We Got Power! is a book of nearly 400 photographs taken for an early-1980s LA hardcore punk zine of the same name. The book includes new essays by Keith …

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Best shop in Morpeth. Love it.

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September 05, 2012 at 09:45PM

Book me into Geordie Prices for a trim. And get me some bait and tackle while you're up there. And see what's on at the Regal next week an aal

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